Re-inventing myself

Obviously required, judging by the lack of enthusiasm my Cv is generating.

I've considered several avenues, ranging from professional savant(fuck it I tried 1 F with 2 S's, 2 f's with 1 s, and all the combinations in between) anyway from an dyslexic Idiot Savant to painter and decorator. There's no point me writing this crap if your going to hit the punchlines ahead of me.

Fine.

I'm going to market myself as a "Futurist and process analyst". Based upon, my degree in Design and Technology from Imperial college, and further studies at loughborough, my book (which I did well out of) which detailed trends which are now happening in the gaming market (if only I'd got beyond writing the third chapter), and my MBa gained while in um Mombassa or somewhere else equaly difficult to get references from. And lots of companies I've been retained by.
Obviously, I'll have to find companies who have gone to the wall, but I can counter that by saying I predicted it, months in advance.